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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

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Anonymous: I hope to see more of your sexy body on here :)

Haven’t even posted a picture of my body on here so idk what you’re talking about man.